MINISTRY OF BACON

THE MINISTRY OF BACON WAS ABLE TO DISCOVER THAT BACON-AID BANDAGES HAVE SPECIAL HEALING POWERS, WHICH ARE DERIVED FROM PHOENIX TEARS. BACON-AID BANDAGES WILL TREAT ALL YOUR MINOR CUTS TO OTHER SCRAPES AND SCRATCHES WITH THE HELP OF ITS INTENSIVE HEALING POWER IN NO TIME. THE PHOENIX TEARS ARE PRESENT IN THE CLEARLY VISIBLE NON-ADHESIVE ABSORBENT PAD THAT IS PLACE RIGHT ON YOUR WOUND.